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6 April ·
The secret diary of quickthinking Hector and Rufus
Oh dear, oh dear, the female peep decided she would put the throws back on our sofa. Oooops! Little did she know that while her back has been turned, some very large moths have been having a feast!
She was understandably upset and we had to think quickly to cheer her up but we are on to a winner with this one. Not just a solution but another sure fire way of making some money.
So come on peeps and fourlegged friends, email us now for one of our unique kits.
Hot on the heels of the well known Rorschach inkblot personality test, may we proudly present the Sturfursecho personality test, suitable for peeps, dogs, cats and guinea pigs, ponies and donkeys. The rabbit version will follow soon.
Look at the photos carefully. Tell us what you can see. A heart? An elephant with his owner? A complete re-
No throwaway (!) comments please.
Send now as supplies are limited. Only £733.81p (and 14 gravy bones) to friends and family. We will send your personality analysis by return of post.
Love and licks H&R xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
29 April ·
The secret diary of Hector and Rufus
We like to live life to the full
Of that you can be sure
There's nothing quite like the positivity
Of handsome black labradors.
We've had a simply top notch day
From the moment we got up
Because IT IS OUR BIRTHDAY
Two years since we were tiny pup(s).
We been out for a birthday swalk
We've barked and howled and more
We've jumped about like kangaroos
And opened presents by the score.
We're now the happy owners of
A T Rex and a rhinoceros,
A squeaky bull and yard long chews
Not to mention the stegasaurus. (the female peep obviously chose our presents so they'd rhyme...in a way)
We can't believe how time has flown
We're suave, charming and cool
But why on earth on our special day
Do we have to go to school?
Love and licks H&R xxxxxxxxxxxx aged 2
The Secret Diaries of Hector and Rufus April 2016